Fred The Fondler

tokyotomato:

i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break

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you’re about as irrelevant as Mean Girls 2

(Source: possiblypensive, via new-state-of-manny)

razputinapuato:

allserbgotohell:

what the fuck is wrong with ths bird why does it have sexy legs for strutting

well you can tell by the way i use my walk that im a womans man no time to hawk

razputinapuato:

allserbgotohell:

what the fuck is wrong with ths bird why does it have sexy legs for strutting

well you can tell by the way i use my walk that im a womans man no time to hawk

(Source: ushijima1129, via starbombpotter)

lavour:

i named my town “my butt” and it’s probably the best decision i’ve ever made

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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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maerincerise:

date someone who you’re comfortable eating a burrito in front of

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Anonymous said: first day of school outfit ideas???

flowerette:

lingerie encrusted with $6,000 worth of swarovski crystals and a floor length faux fur coat