Fred The Fondler

vinesnow:

When you make bae mad

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blkmartian:

spankmehardbarry:

when they don’t have anymore chicken nuggets

When the ice cream machine broke

blkmartian:

spankmehardbarry:

when they don’t have anymore chicken nuggets

When the ice cream machine broke

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when u see a horde of white twinks in the club

thethickestkunt:

intergalacticbootycall:

when u see a horde of white twinks in the club

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618,955 plays

ofbard:

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

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faux-tographia:

"normal hair" I don’t think I’ve ever rolled my eyes this hard.

faux-tographia:

"normal hair" I don’t think I’ve ever rolled my eyes this hard.

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blkmartian:

I was not supposed to take a nap just then

bravefarts:

Again so done with insta

bravefarts:

Again so done with insta

rhibros:

tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site

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realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing

realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing

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bestpal:

I’m thinking about middle school right now.

I’m thinking about Chicken Noodle Soup.
I’m thinking about a soda on the side.

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

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hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

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